Pegg on the brain

I made muffins yesterday - carrot, walnut and marmalade muffins to be precise. Don't worry, they taste far better than they sound. They even have raisins in and everything. But now I have the line that Simon Pegg says in Black Books in my head - you know, the bit in series three where he's the evil bookshop owner welcoming Bill Bailey to his new job and telling him he's a valued staff member - "Muffins are for customers". If you say it fast, and in an evil tone of voice, you'll be just about right. You have to imagine the look of panic on Bill Bailey's face too. And I definitely want one of those rotating muffin machines, that looks suspiciously like an automatic cd rack. Would look fantastic on my desk at work...