Toast!

This man understands toast (although his choice of toppings leaves something to be desired - wood pigeon with hedgehog fungus anyone?

Toast is still my favourite food. You can't beat it for breakfast, lunch, tea, supper, or a snack in the middle of the night when you can't sleep. Some people love chocolate, I love toast (though I am partial to a bit of chocolate spread on it, preferably Nutella). The article set me off on a bit of a google anyway, which yielded some rather surprising results...

• toast haiku
• Strawberry Pop-Tart blow torches - apparently these harmless confectionery can actually become weapons of mass destruction, if used incorrectly.
• an animated man electrocuted by his toaster
• the toaster work of art, made from 2,500 pieces of bread toasted for different lengths of time to produce different colours
• Toast Hawaii, which turned out to be a record label
• the Toast Bible

and that's only the first 2 pages...