The stuff kitchen nightmares are made of...

If you're ever happen to be visiting Silsden, West Yorkshire, I'm not sure I'd ever recommend eating in Bonapartes. Watch Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, and you'll see what I'm talking about. Basic premise - take a failing restaurant and give Gordon Ramsay a week to turn it round and propose some sort of solution. Cue lots of swearing...in this case well deserved, as the 21-year-old "head chef" and former dishwasher was a complete and utter disaster, and unhygienic to boot. Absolutely unmissable telly. I'll be there next week, waiting to see who the next victim is...