May have solved the rhubarb problem - Nigella Lawson has a great recipe for rhubarb cake, which can be eaten hot or cold. Will try this later on in the week. If anyone knows how on earth to make gooseberries taste nice, however, please let me know...I don't think I'll ever be the world's greatest gooseberry fan.

The six qualities of a good diner. Makes it sound so exotic, compared to a greasy spoon caf. In fact, what should a good greasy spoon have? It should definitely involve cups of tea, an atmosphere of warming fug, and baked beans with everything...