I tell you what - hospital food is disgusting. Not the stuff that the patients get - I'm sure that's very good. And not necessarily the stuff that you can get in the shops/cafes when they're open. No, what I'm complaining about is the awful food they put in vending machines, which you have to resort to when there's nowhere else open. I've eaten what must be officially the world's worst ham sandwich, sugar-free shortbread biscuits and blueberry muffin in recent days. Luckily, I've survived to tell the tale. Next time I'm just going to eat chocolate and to hell with the trying to be healthy nonsense.